HUBBY FINDS 63 YEAR OLD WIFE IN BED WITH 22 YEAR OLD

A 22-year-old Arizona man probably thought he’d get an award for sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. Instead, he got shot and arrested. The man, Stephen Trevor Chapman, seen below, apparently has a thing for cougars. He got more than he bargained for when the woman’s 68-year-old husband barged in on them and shot ol’ boy. The man, who suffers from Parkinson’s, reportedly woke up in the middle of the night, didn’t see his wife in bed, and went to look for her in the guest house. There, he found his wife in the same bed as their guest, the 22-year-old boytoy. The husband poked the younger rival with his cane — and the young man reportedly threatened him. The husband, who had his trusty .410-caliber pistol on him, shot the guy. But he only hit his hand with a stray pellet. The husband then calls police, saying that he’d fired on a guy who broke into his property. “What color shirt was he wearing?” the 911 operator asks the angry husband, trying to get a description of the young man. “He wasn’t wearing a shirt at all,” he replies. “Was he wearing pants?” he’s then asked. “No.” Uhhh huhhh. The somewhat shocked operator then asks, “Was he naked?” “Uhh, I guess,” he replies. The husband then says, “They’re both leaving in her car.” “Was there somebody else with him?” the operator asks, still totally clueless. “My wife,” the man says. Oooohhh, are you getting it now operator?! No, he’s not. The call goes on until the poor man is forced to admit he found his wife in bed with the young “burglar.” Eventually “Harold and Maude” return, where cops arrest the young guy. Said the sheriff, siding with the elderly husband: Clearly, this young man should have heeded the warnings of the homeowner to leave his residence and to stop sleeping with his wife. The young man is lucky that he only got poked with a cane and hit with a stray pellet from the shotgun.