JA RULE’S COOKBOOK WILL TEACH U HOW TO WORK A MICROWAVE

I can’t. Ja Rule — who served two years in jail for tax evasion — made an unexpected appearance on Geoffrey Zakarian’s SiriusXM show, “Food Talk,” and dished about cooking on lockdown. Zakarian was interviewing guests including Guy Fieri, Bobby Flay and Marcus Samuelsson during the New York City Wine & Food Festival when Rule rocked in. Like so many stars, Rule said he wants to write a cookbook. But in his case, all the dishes must be “microwavable.” Ja Rule “He explained that while behind bars he learned to cook anything and everything in a microwave,” said a spy at the show, which airs Wednesday. The rapper said he cooked dishes including lasagna and cheesecake in a jail dorm rather than eating the nasty prison grub. Would you buy it?