MICKEY D’S CUSTOMER LOSES IT OVER GIRLFRIEND

It’s well established that when people are mad, they tend to say things they’ll later regret. And then there’s being recorded informing an entire McDonald’s that you’re willing to perform fellatio on the little person who slept with your girlfriend after being told that you gave her gonorrhea. Of course, there’s always the possibility that this is all just a dare, or a prank, or a performance art piece…