SWEARS OFF WOMEN… BUT CHECK OUT HIS WIFEY & YOU’LL BE ROTFL!

LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD JESUS! LOL! A robot fan tells us how he lives in a strange three-way love triangle to two life-like dolls which are so anatomically correct they have their own tongue. Davecat, the online pseudonym he lives by, has sworn off what he calls ‘organic woman’ in favor of plastic females as they will never cheat on him or end their relationship. He married one doll he has called Sidore Kuroneko and keeps a second, Elena Vostrikova, to keep her company while he is out at work. They all live together in his apartment in Michigan. Davecat, 40, says that he and his ‘girlfriends’ never fight, they never stand him up – and he finds them more easygoing than a human being. Davecat, says there have been some hiccups along the way, and Sidore is now on her third body due to wear and tear. bwahhhhhh!!!! Another issue is Davecat’s father. While his mother is easygoing about his girlfriends, his dad refuses to even talk about his relationships – especially when Davecat calls Sidore his daughter-in-law. WATCH!