MAN CLAIMING TO BE LEBRON’S DAD JUST WON’T GO AWAY

Miami Heat superstar LeBron James’ alleged father just won’t go away!D.C. lawyer Leicester Bryce Stovell, who filed not one but TWO lawsuits to show the world he’s the two-time NBA champ’s long-lost dad, has filed an appeal with a federal court after his second action was dismissed in September. So far Stovell, who claims he fathered the 28-year-old James during a one-night stand with Gloria James, hasn’t told the court what he plans to argue in the appeal or what da hell he wants. Stovell, who does bear a faint resemblance to James, first filed in 2010. The case was dismissed after his DNA test came back negative, something he blamed on tampering by James and his mother. Seriously?Stovell, however, filed again earlier this year, now claiming that James disparaged and slandered him in a 2012 article in Sports Illustrated in which ‘Bron talks about growing up without a father. Stovell was shot down again. He didn’t file in a timely fashion. So he filed an appeal a month later. FYI…he couldn’t be contacted. The office phone number listed for him with the D.C. Bar Association is not in service. What do you think?