WATCH RACIST WHO WANTED “WHITES ONLY” TOWN FIND OUT HE’S BLACK

This is freakin’ hilarious! A rabidly racist white man’s delusional quest to turn a small North Dakota town into an all-white enclave took an unexpected turn after a DNA test proved his bloodline included Sub-Saharan African lineage.Craig Cobb, 62, recently appeared on NBC Universal’s “The Trisha Goddard Show,” where he submitted himself to a DNA test to prove his all-Anglo Saxon or all-white European heritage. Instead, it came back positive for black blood. LMAO! To Cobb’s horror and embarrassment, the DNA test indicated he was 14 percent Sub-Saharan African. He is 86 percent European, according to the analysis. Cobb reflexively and defensively denounced the test as “statistical noise,” spewing unintelligible verbiage such as “oil and water don’t mix.” Goddard maintained, however, “You have a little black in you.” Goddard, obviously delighting in Cobb’s mortification, began mocking Cobb when she tried to fist bump Cobb but was turned down twice. Later, Cobb said, “I agreed to the test because I assumed it was science.” Instead, he called it “short science,” the product of “craven and debased executives” whose “goal is to shock.” Even if a test he was comfortable with reported the same results, Cobb said his beliefs wouldn’t be any different. “Well if I did have any n—– we don’t want anymore of it,” he said. This lady’s laugh in the video below got me on the flo!